Carli,16, she/her, sorry this blog is a jumbled mess
if you are mean to lesbians or bi ladies i will take out my large & dangerous rock & kill you with it
i don’t like food products labeled as “guilt free” because eating shouldn’t be something to feel guilty over
like no matter how unhealthy food is it still shouldn’t be something to feel guilty over! eating isn’t a wrongdoing, carbs aren’t a crime!
!!!! i also don’t like how healthy foods are marketed as skinny :/ skinny does not equal healthy and it seems wrong to me
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #1 - “Mother of Exiles” (2019)
written by Tom Taylor
art by Juann Cabal & Nolan Woodard
I can’t believe that little girl is going to MURDER SPIDER MAN
catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black
all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????
Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back
I worked at the front desk of my university’s Jesuit community. One time a priest came in and said “I have a delivery of holy water for Father Murphy.”
“Great! You can just leave it with me.”
“Well,” he coughed, “not literal holy water.”
“Oh,” I said. “Is it not blessed yet?”
“Not exactly,” he said, and dropped a case of merlot on the desk.
This is among the most Peak Jesuit stories I have ever heard.
THATS 3 BITCH!!!!!!!
hes the truck
that explains it. im sorry for the inconvenience
Any piece of media: The creature turns a a shade of pink because their diet consists of mostly shrimp
Me: HOW M
ANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT
BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK
EAT TO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK
SHRIMPS ARE PRETTY RICH
